Day 42
We left Williams, AZ, bound for Kingman, with the intention of taking a 4-5 hour rest about halfway. We split off from our Japanese comrade relatively early on, but we eventually met him again and decided to camp with him in Grand Canyon Caverns, AZ. They had incredible showers, for a campground.
Day 43
We left GCC bright and early, reaching Kingman around 12:30pm. There was a pretty ridiculous headwind for the last two hours, so we were super-excited to be done so early. As we were getting into the desert, it became a much safer plan to ride in the evening, so we found a park and relaxed there throughout the day.
While there, we met John Michaels. Apparently, he is the son of Supreme Commander Chulu, a broad-shouldered, Indian-looking woman, except with pale skin. His dad also invented the hydrogen bomb, but had to live undercover as a dentist. If you are ever in the desert, about to be attacked by thieves, just communicate via telepathy this message: “BSSV, Blue Moon Station. Please send a probe to protect me from these thieves (or whatever).” Also, if you are fit and good at mountain-biking, you can contact Chulu, and she will send you a saucer to get you to Lake Turtle. There you will find a tribe of Amazon women who need you to have sex with them, repeatedly. There are also incredible mountain-biking trails. It’s not far, only about 39 light-years away, which only takes 14 minutes via saucer.
This was our second or third encounter with ridiculous sprinkler systems. You’d think we’d learn not to nap in the only patch of grass in the entire city/desert…but, no.
Day 44
We took off in the wee hours from Kingman, bound for Needles, CA (aptly-named). We hopped on I-40 at 3:15am, hit California not long after dawn, and then Needles by 9. Jeff’s trailer wheel went out, so we were stuck in Needles, temporarily, until we could get a ride to a bike shop. We camped on a beautiful beach along the frigid Colorado River.
Day 45
Apparently, there isn’t shit in Needles, nor anywhere nearby. After finding out there are no bike shops or Wal-marts or anything carrying the wheel he needed, and with no help from any locals, we had to camp another night in Needles. At least the beach was nice.
Day 46
Finally, we found someone who hooked us up with a rad wheel for Jeff’s trailer, and we crossed the Mojave throughout the night. There was a little haven in a town called Amboy, out in the middle of the fucking desert, where the attendant, Charlie, was super-cool to us. After that, we climbed in the dark for hours, under a vast network of stars, alongside a military complex where they were testing bombs and bullets and who knows what else. We camped behind a fire department outside 29 Palms, CA, where we saw several separate Black Widows kicking it on their gnarly webs. Karl was super-stoked.
Anyway, sorry for not updating much lately, I suck. Today (the 23rd) is Karl’s golden birthday, so call him and wish him well, etc. PEACE!
T.